Fun Quotes around School Life

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Setelah bingung mau nge-post apa, jadilah saya nge-post quotes tentang sekolah, yang kelihatannya memang (sedikit) garing, tapi kalau kita pikir-pikir, ini emang hal yang beneran terjadi di hidup kita. Jadi, enjoy aja bacanya, ya ^.^


"In bed, 
it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45.
At School,
it's 1:30 you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31."

"SCHOOL: 2+2=4.
HOMEWORK: 2+4+2=8.
EXAM: You have 4 apples, your train is 7 minutes late, 
      calculate the mass of the sun."

"Teacher: Did you do your homework?
  Student: Did you grade our test?
 Teacher: No, I have other test to grade.
   Student: And I have other teacher's homework to do."

"Everybody has that annoying teacher that says, 
'You can't leave yet. We still have 5 seconds of class.'"

"Teacher: How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home."

"Teacher: Why can I hear noises?
Student: Because you have ears."

"Rule of Math: If it seems easy,
you're probably doing it wrong."

"In boring class, I improve my art skills."

"That awkward moment when you finish your math problem,
and your answer isn't even one of the choices."

"Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: Why are you teaching  during my conversation?"

"'Mom, don't worry, everyone failed.'
Anyone remembers saying this, right?"

"Flipping the page loudly during a test, 
just so everyone knows that you're ahead."

"Student: May I go to the bathroom?
   Teacher: You should have gone during the break.
 Student: Sorry, I didn't plan out my pee schedule."

"Pretending to write when the teacher starts calling
on random people."

"In class: I'll just do this at home.
At home: I'll just do this in class." 

                                                          *demos 17*